things that you may or may not want to know

Monday, August 30, 2010

its a new thing

so tomarow is the start of a new school year at a new school. so naturally i ahve been prepairing myself all night. i took a shower, i painted my nails, im going to pre straighten my hair, i picked out a outfit, i made sure everything was as perfect as possible.
but why? its not like im gunna do it every night... well i will shower but im not gunna paint my nails and straighten my hair and make sure everything is absolutly positivly perfecto. but still every year. when school starts up agian. i try and come as close to perfect as possible. i think it has somthing do with first impressions. you have to let people get to know you before you unleash your slob slef upon them.
but tomarow is even more important. im going to a school where i know no one. or anything. i barely even know where my locker is. nerves i guess, ill get over it. i just hope i dont trip. but then again. it may make a good conversation opener... it migh go somthing like this...
" ooooow!"
" did you just trip?"
" uhmm no.."
" but i just saw? "
" that wasnt me"
" but your lieing on the ground"
"yeah about that"
" need some help"
" sure why not... but then again the ground is carpet here is pretty comphy"
" okay ill just leave you there"
" okay ill see you at lunch?"
" sure you will"
the end.
well wish me luck

Saturday, August 28, 2010

what a great day (:

today i went shopping. for school clothes.
but thats nothing exciting..
the exciting part is that my best friend, kayla stewart, came over!!!! she is just so cool (:
we went to a sinclair gas station to get gas and GUESS WHAT!! there was a FREAKY guy there that was so grumpy and he wouldn't take our check cause he thought me and kayla stole the check from someone else... so my mom had to go in there and prove that it was our check! gosh.. people these days. i think he was a meth addict. maybe.
oh and we went to see charlie st. cloud but there was a group of like.. 10 little kids in there BY THEMSELVES WITH NO ADULTS and they were yelling during the whole movie. so someone went and complained to the people that worked there and they come in to the theatre to tell the kids to knock it off but once the people went in there, the kids were quiet. so they didn't even get in trouble. it was soo stupid. but whatever.. they were really annoying.
kayla ate the most disgusting hamburger in her life tonight. but she hate the whole thing cause.. she was hungry.. yeah she's a freak.
i have this problem with spelling.. i can't spell most words (as you can tell from recent blogs) so kayla is typing this for me so the spelling is more accurate and readable (if that's a word...?)
*jennifer doesn't even know how to spell satan (or should i say, saiten) she doesn't know how to spell were either! (she spells it where) :P *
haha, gotta love her. **shut up kayla!
-no you shut up jennifer!

peace out <3

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The New Hannah Montana

As we all know lil miley cyrus is growing up. and i think she may be tired of her alter ego. Hannah Montana. So what will happen when the last season of Hannah Montana comes to an end? will Miley contiue with it or is she tierd of wearing a blonde wig? No one knows for sure. but they do know for sure she cant be tamed.
my guess is in the last eposode of Hannah Montana Forever the lighting during a concert will fall on Hannahs head and send her into a life long coma thus freeing Miley to do what ever she wants
So what i want to know is... WHO WILL BE THE NEXT HANNAH MONTANNA? a red head names Ferris Paris who eats bagles and doesnt shave her arm pits, perhapes a burnette named Morgan Oregon who spends her days dancing in the rain, or maybe just maybe a girl with black hair and purple highlighs named Linda Virgina whos favorite thing to do is bake pies for the homeless.
Where ever and who ever she is out there im sure, she is dreaming of the day when she can make the best of both worlds, chill out and take it slow. then ROCK out the show.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Bouncy Houses... Summer fun or Silet Killer?(knock off of trampolines summer fun or silent killer)


on the 21st of this month my nephew who just turned five had his first friend party ever, and his parents went all out and even got a him a bouncy house. they rented it for over the weekend and i muct say thoes things where not at all as fun as i remembered as a child... until on that sunday after a few brave went into the house and tried to fend for themselves. for one, i myself never knew that you could fall and nearly tip the house over oh its side and ultimatly suffocate if you are as i was... CRUSHED BY YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, who when seeing that you were going to die thought it looked fun and decided to just jump in trying to casually make it look like an accident... but we all know he did it on purpose. i also never in my life been pushed out of a bouncy house (twice) by people who dont want you to join in on the family fun. oh well i lived. but not with out a bruise pride.

from what i have experienced.

BOUNCY HOUSES ARE MUCH MORE SUMMER KILLERS THEN TRAMPOLINES.

but they are very coushy. its like a giant fluffy cloud. the only thing beside the rain and the noise that stoped me from sleeping in it that saturday night was the fact that the dark frightens me. anyways.

the next time that you jump in a bouncy house remember these words...

" the rock your socks off but they could injur you with a face of a clown type of way..."

Hey at least you'll have your youth?

memories...
you will always make em replace em forget them and at a random moment BURST out in laughter thinking of somthing crazingly fun that you did with friends or family. heres the things. like memories old friends fade in and out of your mind. its funny really what or who you think about and when. tonight as i watch unnatural history, the night before all my friends in good ol rexburg start school in the BRAND new high school, i am suddenly over come with all these fun memories i have had a the home of the bobcats with my friends. their was yearbook staff, softball team manager, wearing a batting helment into mr. griggs class and asking if i can wear it all day because my doctor told me i had too, lunch time where i often had pringles and/ or bagles courtisy to the Broulims a mere, lieing in the middle of the hall way because i couldnt decided whoes locker i wanted to sit by, random heart attacks in study hall and pretty much every where else... going to movies with friends and shoping at the mall and just stayin up all night talking...
9th grade was a good year.
basically what im saying is i cant wait (hopefully) to make new friends to have new memories with.
But what im also saying...
is all you crazy freaks back in madison dont you dare forget me. i worked hard on my legacy only a handfull of people understand/ know... and i wont ever forget you.
good bye all as i become a bee and you all stay forever and always the bobcats.
( by the way a bobcat is the most unoriginal idea for a school mastcot. and the colors red and white arnt that original eaither thank you very much heehee XD... all the high schools in movies have thoes colors. )

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Trampolines, sumer fun? Or silent killer?


Every one loves trampolines. I personally love trampolines. To death. and i dont mean that literally. Alothough I love 'em i my self have personally lost at least a ton of teeth on a trampoline oh and i have also fallen through the springs. Once i have stuck my teeth into my little brothers head. You'll be happy to hear that he didnt need stiches but i myself suffered from days of eating nothing but spaggetti O's. it was horrible. Those things taste like soggy noodles drenched in tomato juice. sick. Anyways back to the trampoline thing, in the year 2008 104,752 injurys associated with trampolines where reported. 88% were from children under 18. I know what your thinking... and yes. i did google it. a webssite had a list of ways to make trampolines safe by

• Jumping one person at a time
• Keep constant adult supervision
• Install safety netting around the trampoline
• Cover the steel rim and springs with a safety pad
• Don't do flips or summersaults
• Keep children under age 6 from jumping

i have one queshton though... who jumps alone? its no fun alone! i understand these things that will help prevent injury but the pretty muched just sucked the fun outta the idea of a trampoline! who doesnt do flipes and summersaults on a trampoline? or in my case attempt too....

so the queshton still is ....


TRAMPOLINES SUMMER FUN? OR SILET KILLER?

Thursday, August 12, 2010



I couldnt believe it but its true people...
This Febuary after 43 wonderful years of being each others one and onlys Barbie dumped Ken.
its true. she just dumped him like yesterdays trash. I am just hearing of this and i am shocked that it wasnt on every news atation.
Although the two seem to be doing okay since the break up and have remained friends. Ken Im guessing ( since most girls dont like guys who drive around in pink Convertables) has been an emotinal wreck and Barbie seems to have moved on quickly and unexpectatly.
Her new boyfriend BLAIN ---->
Is a austrailian surfer who just rode in on his forigen wave and stole Barbie away from Ken.
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REST IN PEACES THE ONCE GREAT BARBIE AND KEN